COLLEGE CLICHES IN HORROR MOVIES:

• Most of the students are always way too stupid to be in college.
• The big time jocks are always the first to go, so brawn does not matter.
• If you are a blonde with big breasts, don't get naked or you're a goner.
• Never go exploring in that creepy deserted building.
• Avoid any college with asylums or prisons near by.
• Stick with the brainy wallflower, she usually ends up surviving.
• Never take a shower if you have seen dead bodies, even if you are covered in blood.
• If there is a medical school nearby, avoid the morgue.
• If you are in a Frat or Sorority, beware of any recently rejected pledges, especially if they were released from a nearby asylum.
• Campus Police are pretty much on the level of Keystone Kops.
• Never stay in the dorms during extended holidays.