COLLEGE CLICHES IN HORROR MOVIES:
- Most of the students are always way too stupid to be in college.
- The big time jocks are always the first to go, so brawn does not matter.
- If you are a blonde with big breasts, don't get naked or you're a goner.
- Never go exploring in that creepy deserted building.
- Avoid any college with asylums or prisons near by.
- Stick with the brainy wallflower, she usually ends up surviving.
- Never take a shower if you have seen dead bodies, even if you are covered in blood.
- If there is a medical school nearby, avoid the morgue.
- If you are in a Frat or Sorority, beware of any recently rejected pledges, especially if they were released from a nearby asylum.
- Campus Police are pretty much on the level of Keystone Kops.
- Never stay in the dorms during extended holidays.