Thursday, August 03, 2006

COLLEGE CLICHES IN HORROR MOVIES:

  • Most of the students are always way too stupid to be in college.
  • The big time jocks are always the first to go, so brawn does not matter.
  • If you are a blonde with big breasts, don't get naked or you're a goner.
  • Never go exploring in that creepy deserted building.
  • Avoid any college with asylums or prisons near by.
  • Stick with the brainy wallflower, she usually ends up surviving.
  • Never take a shower if you have seen dead bodies, even if you are covered in blood.
  • If there is a medical school nearby, avoid the morgue.
  • If you are in a Frat or Sorority, beware of any recently rejected pledges, especially if they were released from a nearby asylum.
  • Campus Police are pretty much on the level of Keystone Kops.
  • Never stay in the dorms during extended holidays.

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