Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Memoriable Movie Quote - Forces of Nature (1999)

Bridge, ya know, I mean, what I always thought was that there was this one, one perfect person for everybody in the world, you know, and when you found that person, uh, the rest of the world just kinda magically faded away and...and you know, the two of you would just be inside this kind of protective bubble. But there is no bubble, or if there is, we have to make it. I just think life is more than a series of moments, you know, it's...it's...we can make choices and we can choose to protect the people we love and that's what makes us who we are, and those are the real miracles! Stop me when it becomes glaringly obvious that I have no idea what I am talking about... ~ Ben Affleck in Forces of Nature

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Sunday, October 17, 2004

Movie Quote

Beginnings are scary. Endings are usually sad, but it's the middle that counts the most. ~ Sandra Bullock in Hope Floats

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Thursday, October 14, 2004

Silly but fun...

Capt'n Jack Sparrow
Captain Jack Sparrow helps you get your horn on!
Boys in eyeliner = heaven for you! Drinks all
around!

What Character from Pirates of the Caribbean Serectly Fancy?
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Tuesday, October 12, 2004

Movie Rating Trivia

Did you know that in 1968, the movie industry adopted a film ratings system for the first time. The initial ratings were G (for general audiences), M (for mature audiences), R (no one under 16 admitted without an adult), and X (no one under 16 admitted).

Until the late 1960s, American films were unrated. Instead, the industry's self-imposed regulations, the Production Code, decided upon permissible screen content. The Motion Picture Producers and Distributors of America adopted the code in 1930 and it went into strict effect in 1934.

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Wednesday, October 06, 2004

Rodney Dangerfield (1921 - 2004)

'No Respect' Comic Rodney Dangerfield Dies

Dangerfield died Tuesday of complications from heart surgery.

I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.

A girl phoned me the other day and said "Come on over, there's nobody home." I went over. Nobody was home.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I went to a fight the other night, and a hockey game broke out.

Life is just a bowl of pits.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

My wife is always trying to get rid of me. The other day she told me to put the garbage out. I said to her I already did. She told me to go and keep an eye on it.

My wife's jealousy is getting ridiculous. The other day she looked at my calendar and wanted to know who May was.

When I was a kid my parents moved a lot, but I always found them.

"I tell ya I get no respect from anyone. I bought a cemetery plot. The guy said, 'There goes the neighborhood!"'

"When I was born, I was so ugly that the doctor slapped my mother."

"When I started in show business, I played one club that was so far out, my act was reviewed in Field and Stream."

"Every time I get in an elevator, the operator says the same thing to me: `Basement?"'

"When my parents got divorced, there was a custody fight over me. ... and no one showed up."

"When I was 3 years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me."

When we got married, the first thing my wife did was put everything under both names - hers and her mother's."

"With my wife, I don't get no respect. The other night there was a knock on the front door. My wife told me to hide in the closet."

"With my wife, I get no respect. I fell asleep with a cigarette in my hand. She lit it."

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Tuesday, October 05, 2004

What Classic Pin-up Are You?

You are Betty Grable!
You're Betty Grable!

What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
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